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Date: 03:48:56 on Thursday, July 08, 2010
Name: chiefnut
Subject: The Dog's A Genius
A butcher is surprised to see a large dog enter his shop with a note in his mouth. He drops the note on the counter and sits down. The butcher opens the note and reads, 6 center cut pork chops please, and a $20.00 bill. He fills the order and places the pork chops, a receipt and the change into a bag and hands it to the dog, who turns and starts to exit the store. The butcher tells his clerk to mind the store that he has to run an errand.
Following the dog he watches him as he waits for a green light, looks both ways, then trots across the busy street to a bus stop. The dog checks the bus schedule and sits down on the bench. Shortly a bus arrives. He walks around to the front of the bus, checks the number, then enters the bus, where he paws the correct change from the bag, deposits it and takes a seat.
The butcher follows dumbstruck.
As the bus travels it's route the dog takes in the scenery, and after awhile he stands on his back legs and pushes the "stop" button. He exits the bus and walks down to a house in the middle of the block with the butcher still trailing.
The dog walks up to the door, sits the bag on the porch and stepping back a bit throws himself against the door - Wham! He does this three times with no results. Walking around to the side of the house to a sliding patio door, he scratches with one paw on the glass, points toward the front of the house with the other.
Returning to the front porch he picks up the bag just as a big guy opens the door, snatches the bag and begins to curse and kick at the dog.
The butcher runs up and tells the guy, "What are you doing? This dog is a genius!"
The owner replies, "Genius my eye! This is the second time this week he's forgotten to take his keys."
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