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Date: 06:25:04 on Monday, July 05, 2010
Name: Wild Bill
Subject: 72 Virgins
72 Virgins for the suicide-bomber
An 18-year old Al-Qaida suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.
He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, I have a request. Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I have 72 whores?"
Allah regarded him for a moment then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex.
So, you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant exhausting duty."
"The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can handle that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
And Allah replied, "Who said they were women?”
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