1. If you want a rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

2. Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

3. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

4. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

5. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

6. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

7. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

8. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.